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so in this scenario would luka be iv?
Conner: YOU FUCKING FLEA CARPET THOSE ARE MY GRUBFLAKES I CANT EVEN TURN MY BACK TO GET THE FUCKING MILK YOU SELF IMPORTANT BITCH HOLE I WILL FUCKING SHAVE YOU BALD AND KNIT YOUR FUR INTO TOILET PAPER FOR MOOSE TO WIPE THEIR SHIT SMEARED ASS CRACKS
((OwO i can see this yep.))
==> Oh crud, you do not have the slightest knowledge of animals. You are pretty sure that sound he made however, was no one which was acquiescing to your attempts to calm him. If the way the fellow is moving is an indication of impatience that is. You imagine getting head-butted by the great creature would do more than leave a few bruises, but you simply can’t leave the little canine lusus to the fellow’s mercy.
==> Be the Annoyed Bird Lusus
==> Aw hell nah. That ruddy rug did not just holler up on you and your charge like that. Punk don’t know who he’s messing with! Guess it’s time you showed that wanna-be carcass who’s boss. With mighty sweeps of your perfectly groomed wings you dart down to the earth like lightning. Your claws wrap around the largest boulder you can carry. The weight of which, is sure to bludgeon your foolish opponent. Soaring back to the sky with the grace only you can achieve, you take aim, and launch your canon-ball like stone straight for the inadequate hog’s face.
==> Go back to the other guy.
==> Why is your lusus throwing pebbles at the wounded fellow?
> Well, you’re all obviously going to die horribly after that little show, so you decide you may as well attempt to bring the death count down as low as possible. You scramble out from under the roots and try to draw Bisondad’s attention away from your would-be rescuers, but when you look back he’s still squinting angrily at the jay.
> Fuck it, you’re in this deep already, nothing else to lose. You take a page out of the bird’s book and lob a nearby stone at Bisondad’s head, hitting him right on the broken horn.
> WELL THAT WORKED HES ANGRY FUCK FUCK RUN AWAY FUCK.
==> Be Bisondad.
> WHEN YOU’RE DONE THERE’S NOT EVEN GONNA BE A BODY TO FIND YOU’RE GONNA OBLITERATE HIM SO HARD
ofc when i actually like how the picture is coming along firealpaca decides to crash constantly
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